I didn't think it was possible for this strip to get any better, but you've proved me wrong.
This is the kind of joke I will repeat all day until I finally realize that I sound like an idiot, saying "meet Tall Corn Bread!" and laughing hard to myself for no reason.
oh, he ought to feel threatened. although i can't tell whether or not tall cornbread is "hot", i have a feeling it'll give him a run for his money in the corniness department. (ewwwwww! bad play on words!)
i'm currently in search of a tall drink of water myself. well, i oughtn't discriminate. i'm currently... oh, nevermind.
no no, no cliff hanging. it's jest same ol', same ol' and i didn't see it necessary to complete the sentence.
i'm just saying i oughtn't discriminate. they say that beggars can't be choosers, after all. so instead of a tall drink of water, perhaps i ought to be willing to settle for any-sized drink of water. or wine. or soda? beer? kool-aid, yoohoo, tang? anything? just a sip!
of course i say that 'til i get hit on by a big greasy meatwad...
Remember, brother Jesus said let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So I chucked that mutha. - Paraphrased from Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County
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I didn't think it was possible for this strip to get any better, but you've proved me wrong.
This is the kind of joke I will repeat all day until I finally realize that I sound like an idiot, saying "meet Tall Corn Bread!" and laughing hard to myself for no reason.
Oh my, here's a character that looks simply "delicious". Will TTD feel threatened by the presence of 'The Yummy One'?
oh, he ought to feel threatened. although i can't tell whether or not tall cornbread is "hot", i have a feeling it'll give him a run for his money in the corniness department. (ewwwwww! bad play on words!)
i'm currently in search of a tall drink of water myself. well, i oughtn't discriminate. i'm currently... oh, nevermind.
Therese: Helping people sound like iditots. Just another service we provide here at Twitz...
Wanderer: I think of the two, it is the Yummy One who, being Yummy, may feel more threatened. Yum.
Camobunny: Oh, I like the play on words. But you left us on a cliff hanger as to your current state of being...
no no, no cliff hanging. it's jest same ol', same ol' and i didn't see it necessary to complete the sentence.
i'm just saying i oughtn't discriminate. they say that beggars can't be choosers, after all. so instead of a tall drink of water, perhaps i ought to be willing to settle for any-sized drink of water. or wine. or soda? beer? kool-aid, yoohoo, tang? anything? just a sip!
of course i say that 'til i get hit on by a big greasy meatwad...
Camobunny: And, of course, there's no shortage out there of big, greasy meatwads...
There's a joke in there somewhere...I can smell it's corniness.
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