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how bout we push for syndication for you instead. then you can sell toys modeled after your characters and get so rich, you quit like berke and leave us all stranded. on second thought, hell no, you are publishing till you drop dammit, the only excuse for an end to the strip will be creative bankruptcy or death. cheery thought from one of your biggest fans, (that is not a stalker).
so people could just pay money for, say, a t-shirt and be identified as a twit? posers! what about us real twit friends? how would you tell the difference?
well of course i would! how, i do not know. but i would want to feel like an original member of team twitz. everyone wants to be a part of the "us" side rather than the "them" side, you know?
I know, I know. (Sigh.) Most times I feel I'm a "them."
How 'bout, "Twitz Team. Original Member." Maybe with a big arrow pointing up to your face. (That would certainly add to the raving idiot quality, and not even your patients would get it.)
Okay, lose the arrow. Add Mr. Bunny or Sister in its place. When the time comes (and I think it will), if we can accommodate you on personalizing the thing, we will.
Dear Doctor: There are two answers to that. The first is, I use who shows up. Really. The second is, I just checked with Mike, and he doesn't think it's time to give it up.
Remember, brother Jesus said let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So I chucked that mutha. - Paraphrased from Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County
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how bout we push for syndication for you instead. then you can sell toys modeled after your characters and get so rich, you quit like berke and leave us all stranded. on second thought, hell no, you are publishing till you drop dammit, the only excuse for an end to the strip will be creative bankruptcy or death. cheery thought from one of your biggest fans, (that is not a stalker).
I might go for the figurines...
Yeah, figurines would rock. Mr. Bunny action figure with real working Glock.
so people could just pay money for, say, a t-shirt and be identified as a twit? posers! what about us real twit friends? how would you tell the difference?
Rev.: Thank you. (And not just for being not a stalker.)
All: Figurines? Mr. Bunny with a Glock? How 'bout in his jammies? Maybe something like this?
Camobunny: Oh, I'll know who my real twit friends are. But if you'd like your T-shirt personalized in some specific way, just let me know.
well of course i would! how, i do not know. but i would want to feel like an original member of team twitz. everyone wants to be a part of the "us" side rather than the "them" side, you know?
I know, I know. (Sigh.) Most times I feel I'm a "them."
How 'bout, "Twitz Team. Original Member." Maybe with a big arrow pointing up to your face. (That would certainly add to the raving idiot quality, and not even your patients would get it.)
Okay, lose the arrow. Add Mr. Bunny or Sister in its place. When the time comes (and I think it will), if we can accommodate you on personalizing the thing, we will.
wait, it just hit me. why did you use the angry guy (marvin? wurmwood?) instead of mike in this one?
Dear Doctor: There are two answers to that. The first is, I use who shows up. Really. The second is, I just checked with Mike, and he doesn't think it's time to give it up.
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