A. Wanderer: Well, it's said that one can tell if there's still juice in the battery that way. Use one's tongue to connect both poles and, I guess, moisture, flesh and proximity provide a cheap thrill. I did it as a kid, to see if the battery was the reason some toy wasn't working, and there was a not-good taste and maybe a trickle of electricity. It's certainly not the battery-test method of choice.
Remember, brother Jesus said let he who is without sin cast the first stone. So I chucked that mutha. - Paraphrased from Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County
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oh boys, boys. risking bodily harm? before the first date? we women may be wonderful and intriguing, but--
so not worth it.
unless you'd prefer that to risking a fragile ego.
Hey Chico: Wow. What a great compliment. Thanks.
Hey Camobunny: They can't help it. It is their... (SFX: HIGH REVERB) destiny.
uh-huh. so you're saying it's a guy thing. like putting one's tongue on a 9 volt battery.
Oh no, not that. These guys would never put their tongues on a 9-volt battery. There's something else going on.
Do guys put their tongues on 9-volt batteries for kicks? *_O
A. Wanderer: Well, it's said that one can tell if there's still juice in the battery that way. Use one's tongue to connect both poles and, I guess, moisture, flesh and proximity provide a cheap thrill. I did it as a kid, to see if the battery was the reason some toy wasn't working, and there was a not-good taste and maybe a trickle of electricity. It's certainly not the battery-test method of choice.
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